NFL Week 10 picks

Last week: 6-7
Last night: 0-1
Season record: 89-45

Alternate universe.  Upside down.  Strange.  These are the types of things you're hearing about the 2013 NFL season right now.  The Chiefs are 9-0 while the Giants and Steelers (and Falcons) are each 2-6.  Fantasy teams/players are also upside down and near impossible to predict from week to week.  So with that disclaimer in place, I give to you my probably-all-wrong picks for Week 10:

Oakland at NY Giants--I probably would have picked this one differently if the Giants hadn't have won two in a row before their bye week, and if the Raiders didn't get blown out at home against the Eagles last Sunday.  I'm still on the fence, because Terrell Pryor is the type of QB that gives the Giants fits, but I really don't see the Giants messing this up.  Giants 27, Raiders 20

Seattle at Atlanta--Times sure have changed since these teams met last season in the NFC playoffs.  Mainly, the Falcons have taken a nosedive.  Otherwise everything is peachy in Atlanta.  Seahawks 26, Falcons 17

Buffalo at Pittsburgh--Since the Bills are a cold weather team and they are traveling all the way down south to, um, Pittsburgh.....what, you don't get it?  Steelers 19, Bills 16

Cincinnati at Baltimore--This is the year that the Bengals may actually graduate from lucky wild card team to division winner/dominant AFC squad.  A win here would cement that.  Bengals 17, Ravens 13

Detroit at Chicago--The Lions have to still be glowing after their stunning come-from-behind win against Dallas last week.  The Bears have to be glowing after beating the Packers on Monday night without Jay Cutler.  Your guess is as good as mine.  Lions 34, Bears 30

Philadelphia at Green Bay--The Eagles are 0-4 at home and 4-1 on the road.  Weird?  Not so much in 2013.  Packers 23, Eagles 20

St. Louis at Indianapolis--The Colts are on a roll and they may not stop until January.  The Rams are on a losing roll.  Colts 31, Rams 10

Jacksonville at Tennessee--Does the thought of this game make you sleepy?  Titans 20, Jaguars 10

Carolina at San Francisco--It's amazing to think that this could be a potential playoff match up.  No, seriously.  Niners 17, Panthers 16

Denver at San Diego--The Broncos average 43 points a game.  FORTY THREE.  Broncos 43, Chargers 30

Houston at Arizona--The Texans are another shockingly bad team this year.  And the Cards are shockingly 4-4.  Cardinals 28, Texans 25

Dallas at New Orleans--Oh boy, we get to hear Cris Collinsworth drool all over Tony Romo and Sean Lee.  Thankfully we also get to see Romo intercept his way to a Saints' win.  Saints 38, Cowboys 35


Miami at Tampa Bay--I'm quite sure my six-year old boy even knows this is a crappy game.  Hell, my cat knows this is a crappy game.  Dolphins 21, Bucs 16